Just a 400-Kilo Drug Bust at Paris Hilton's​ Family Ranch in Cañas

Matthew Phelan · 09/04/14 03:37PM

Costa Rica's Judicial Investigation Police (OIJ) confiscated roughly 400-kilos of cocaine and $1.5 million at a private airstrip on the Hilton family-owned Rancho Horizonte in the country's northern Cañas region. Three Nicaraguans were among the arrested, (realistically) because of leftover Iran-Contra bullshit.

Matthew Phelan · 08/26/14 12:11AM

Putin's Celebrity Friendships​ Put His Heart in Grave Danger

Matthew Phelan · 08/21/14 03:03PM

Vladimir Putin is a man. He has budding friendships with famous actors Gérard Depardieu and Mickey Rourke—and a deep bond with action hero Steven Seagal. Seagal took to the stage at a pro-Russian concert in Crimea, not long ago. Rest assured, when sanctions fail, the West will hit Putin here, where it hurts most.

Matthew Phelan · 08/20/14 04:02PM

Weather Alert: Please be advised that current heat and humidity levels in Ferguson, Missouri will exacerbate the negative effects of wonton tear gas usage by the Police State. Protestors are advised to stay hydrated.

U.S. Intelligence Vets Criticize Obama for Peddling Weak MH17 Evidence

Matthew Phelan · 08/18/14 08:44AM

A real Justice League of veterans from the U.S. intelligence community (many of them famous whistleblowers you know and love) are imploring the Obama administration to either put up their best evidence proving that pro-Russian separatists shot down Malaysia Airlines flight 17—or shut up. We spoke to them.